in-the-cup We can pretend it’s slang for being crazy or something. But we know the truth. It means you went in a cup of shit. A 3-foot cup of shit. After being shrunk by a ray-gun. A half full cup of shit. (Or half empty.) That's in the corner of Steve's room. So it can be looked at. Or eaten. Your choice. You can do whatever you want with it.

28Nov/131

Happy 30th Moose and Rig

It's belated on both accounts, but I did want to acknowledge the 30th birthdays of two cuppers. I hope both of you have had great birthday weeks, and I hope your Turkey days are super chill.

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11Nov/132

So we’ve solved that whole phone toilet issue

Magic, I will use on the dogs.

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20Oct/130

Cars that drive themselves may happen first … but this is still awesome.

\"Luke, take me to the park...\"

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17Oct/132

I thought you guys might like this

The way you should really game or watch movies.

When I found this, I thought it was a DIY and maybe a present for Dan. Yeah...I'm not that good.

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8Oct/131

Eyebrows (per popular demand).

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11Sep/137

So, I got manscaped

It happened over the weekend. It was an autumn sunny day in Seattle; so, right off the bat you knew it was going to be a weird day. My hair was a tad long, so I went for a haircut. The place targets men: there are tv screens at each station showing sport events. The hair dressers wear team jerseys and what can be best described as loose yoga pants.

The lady doing my hair was very nice though a tad chatty for my taste. "Where are you from?", "How long have you been in the states?", "Is that your wife over there? Oh, she looks young!" were but a few of her questions. I have to say that things got a little weird when she said that my son looked Asian and followed it up with "but you are latino and she's white, uh?". Awkward silence, then more questions.

She finishes the haircut and then takes me to wash my hair. She places me in a luxurious massage leather chair, covers my face with a steamed towel and proceeds to shampoo my hair. Nice.

The royal treatment lasted for what could not have been more than five minutes. "Did you like it?" she asks; I did. We are back at the original more pedestrian chair. She trims some hairs close to my neck ("I'm very particular"), and tells me she wants to style my hair with a faux hawk. Normally I would tell the person making such suggestion to go fuck themselves, but she was trying to be nice. I simply smile and with a pleading voice I say something to the effect of "no, that's not going to be necessary".

More stray hairs get cut. She repeats the point that my wife looks young, and promises that she can make me look young too. Then, out of nowhere, she stares at my face, and blurts "Your eyebrows are so long!" Sheepishly, I smile. Then, with a concern look and fingers gesturing scissors, she asks "can I cut them?". Ookay...

I simply closed my eyes as my majestic and wild eyebrows were being tamed. There was nothing I could do. I got manscaped.

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13May/134

How to Sit in a Chair Like a Boss


In honor of new Star Trek. So starved for new star trek... why they no give us new show... /cry

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2May/135

Happy Birthday Cyrusse!

In honor of Syd's birthday let's all get out there and really show our girl power! YRP! If you have to ask, you don't deserve to know, or you missed FF X-2. Happy Birthday!!

29Apr/132

Yosemite and a Cat

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26Apr/131

NIN: Reflection